A couple of weeks ago, Elyse on Smart Bitches, Trashy Books reviewed a book called “The Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay”. As you might expect, this prompted considerable discussion on Smart Bitches and elsewhere. When a reviewer on Amazon called it “The Wuthering Heights of Gay Dinosaur Fiction”, I decided that what we really need is a Jane Eyre of gay dinosaur fiction. So I wrote it. Now you too can read, “Jurassic Jane Eyre: The Dinosaur Turned Me Lesbian”. But you really, really shouldn’t. Take it from me – I wrote it, I should know!
Head on over to Smart Bitches for all the fun, including a list of charities that the book might inspire you to support. The “book” is free at Kobo and Smashwords. It’s also available at Amazon but until price sharing kicks in I had to list it for $.99.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone, and if you want some more conventional Jane Eyre (and Wuthering Heights, and Pride and Prejudice), check out my other book – my much, much better-than-Jurassic-Jane-Eyre-book:
Find Pride, Prejudice and Popcorn at these retailers:
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I just got it at Amazon Carrie. Spending $.99 on one of my favorite bloggers is a very small price to pay for what I am sure will be ten minutes of enjoyable reading. Although I sure hope my wife doesn’t see it on my tablet. She’ll wonder why I’m in the target audience. 🙂
Oh Carrie, I will never again be able to watch Jurassic Park without thinking of Edwina. 🙂
Aw JF, you are the sweetest! I just realized that I missed the chance to have a 40-foot long T-Rex say the famous line from Firefly, “By my pretty floral bonnet, I WILL END YOU!” I hope that doesn’t mean I’ll have to write a sequel. Jurassic Jane II: This Time It’s Personal.
This is the beauty of self-publishing. You can put the line in there and then re-upload the book.
This saves you from having to write a sequel.
(You’re welcome.)
Oh please do write that sequel!!!
Noooo you can’t make meeeee