What the Hell was that?
I’d deliver my highlights of Arrow as promised, but excuse me I’m BUSY CRYING HYSTERICALLY. Jesus, is this show trying to kill me? Wait a minute…is this Game of Thrones?
So as you all know, this is the more or less weekly feature where I share my two cents on Arrow. It’s not a full recap. Recaps abound online, I highly recommend io9.com, which does hilarious and insightful recaps. This is more a thing where I watch Arrow by myself and then I pretend that we are all hanging out chatting or, in this weeks’ case, curled up in fetal position waiting to die. SPOILERS ABOUND HEREAFTER.
That Thing That Happened
So…this thing happened. Now we are all depressed. I don’t want to talk about it except to say the same thing I say about Slade every week: What. A. Whiner. Yes, also a murderous evil wacko guy, but above all a whiner. Death by Whiner is a terrible way to go. I can’t even. No, I’m not gonna say who died – go watch the episode so you, too, can be utterly miserable.
I know I said spoilers, and I also know this is already all over the Internet. But whether it’s because I’m sad or spoiler-adverse, I still don’t want to say much about this except that it was very, very well done. One thing I liked is that the death was about the person, and their emotional arc, and their experience, not just about Ollie. It was brutal and upsetting and it would should be great for our surviving characters to catch a break. If this season ends on a cliffhanger I will not be amused.
The Magnificent Brats Rock On
In other news, Roy goes crazy because of all that pesky mirakuru in his system. I have not been a fan of the actor who plays Roy, Colton Hayes, but I gotta hand it to him – he plays “whacked out on mirakuru” in a truly terrifying manner. We get to see Sin again (yay) and her interacting with Thea again (double yay – I love their friendship) but although I get that redemption is important to the show, it was pretty disturbing to see not one but two women ardently defend the man they’ve been attacked by. Weirdly, even though that aspect of the story completely creeped me out, I still want Roy and Thea to have a happy ending. I guess I’m just Team Thea and I want her to have what she wants. Although what I really want is a Thea/Sin spin-off show. Also, no matter how many times she does it, I never get tired of hearing Sin refer to Roy as “Abercrombie”.
True Love – Or Not
Romantically, this episode makes it painfully obvious that Ollie has no chemistry with either Laurel or Sara. I’ve always maintained that Ollie’s friendship with Sara is important, because he needs to spend time with someone who understand vigilante life and his past experiences. But I’ve also always maintained that Ollie should be friends with Sara and in a romantic relationship with someone who isn’t like him, someone who balances his chronic “mopey” disposition (someone like, say…Felicity!). Finally Sara agrees with me and she breaks up with Ollie. I think it’s interesting that people keep telling her that she’s not a killer even though her profession for many years has been killer. What do they think she did as an Assasain? Still, I see great heroism in Sara and I’m worried about her as she seems to accept that she is a dark person. On the other hand, she’s visiting an “old friend”. Maybe it’s Nyssa! Maybe Nyssa and Sara will kick Slade’s ass! This I would love to see.
There is one clear winner for best line of the night, and it’s not a shock that that goes to Felicity, who is horrified by Ollie’s determination to jab his injured knee full of painkillers and keep on limping after the bad guys:
“Are you sure thats a good idea? Can you even get into those leather pants with that knee?”