Here’s some highlights:
The flashback section added nothing. I already know Sara is capable of being ruthless. She was an assassin, for crying out loud. And there’s no indication that anything awful will happen to the guy she exchanges for Ollie’s life. Plus, he’s a jerk, so it’s not like we saw Sara kill a puppy. The only reason to have a flashback sequence was so that we could hear Slade say, “I decapitated the engineer”. which was, admittedly, a high point of the episode and, indeed, the entire season.
This was a little disappointing. Sara and Huntress fight each other which was kind of a bummer because I wanted them to team up. Canary has some nice moments with Laurel, but I did not believe that Laurel would fail to recognize her sister, not did I believe that Sara would fail to recognize a potential weapon. Take the bottle of bourbon with you, Laurel. You don’t drink it – you hit people with it and then when it breaks you stab people with it, or you light it on fire and throw it. Honestly, to have so much flammable liquid in Canary’s vicinity and not have it light up is so sad.
Look, I want Huntress, Canary, and Oracle fighting crime. Sara and Huntress have a somewhat similar back story and Sara and Felicity have such a great friendship that I’m sort of shipping them instead of Ollie/Felicity or Ollie/Sara. So please, give me Felicity, Huntress, and Canary fighting crime. That’s Birds of Prey. It’s not rocket science Hollywood. Gimmie, now, or FACE MY WRATH.
My only hang up with this scenario is that I think having Barbara Gordon as Oracle is really important. They could give Felicity a similar arc (she is humiliated and tortured and shot by bad guy, loses ability to walk, fights crime from wheelchair) but then Felicity would go through a period of time of being sad, and that can’t happen. Every time Felicity makes a sad face, an angel loses his wings. So I’m not sure how to make the Arrow Birds of Prey Spin-Off fit my Barbara Gordon as Oracle passion but somehow it must happen.
My point, and I do have one, is that this didn’t happen here, but what we did get was fine. Lots of content about being dark and whether redemption is possible, lots of good moments between characters – it was OK. The episode was very strong thematically and it was great to see that all these women have their own stories – they may involve Ollie, but they don’t revolve around him.
So much snark. This was a great episode for lines, which I almost missed because they were flying around so fast. Felicity delivers a lengthy description of who Huntress is including a litany of violent crimes, and in the middle of this description she refers to Huntress as Ollie’s ex-girlfriend. Sara perks up just like a Brittany Spaniel who hears a duck in the distance and says, “Old girlfriend, huh?” to which Ollie replies, “That’s what you took from that sentence?”
Felicity: “Oh, I think if Huntress shows up you should definitely kick her ass”. Digg’s nod of agreement deserves it’s very own Emmy.
Roy: “Don’t call me Speedy”.
When Sara referred to Ollie as having “Baby arrows” I guffawed.
The Making of a Super-villan
It’s…prediction time! First of all, I loved Thea’s reaction to Roy saying that they are breaking up (nope, she’s not having it). And she just killed with her tearful breakdown when she realizes that they actually are breaking up. But apparently neither Roy nor Ollie has ever read a comic book or seen any movie at all, ever, in their lives, because trying to protect your loved ones by having a secret identity never works. Never, never, never. Not one damn time.
So here’ my prediction. There are two ways this season can end. One is Thea survives whatever Slade has in mind and finds out that everyone, including Ollie (“The only one who never lies to me”) has lied to her. She’ll find out about her parentage, Ollie’s crime fighting, the mirakuru – everything. She’ll probably find out shit I don’t even know to ask about, like the combination of Ollie’s locker in high school. Having discovered that everyone has bull-shitted her for months, she will go completely nuts and become the coolest villain ever. She has brains and money and evil genetics and she will wander around letting people continue to think of her as a cute little sister while actually wreaking havoc on the world. I can’t wait.
The other possibility is that Thea will die (NOOOOOOO!) which will cause Roy to lose it go all Hulk Smash and Ollie will have to fight him. If the show wants to go super dark, Ollie will have to kill him but if they want to continue the theme of grief, healing, and redemption then Ollie will eventually calm Roy down and they will share many tears.
Also I doubt Sara is long for this world. Please God, please let her ride off into the sunset so I can have the Birds of Prey sequel I crave. Please don’t kill her off. Pleeeeeeaaase!