Some of you may have just gotten an email that promised you Jeeves and Wooster today. No, you cannot have Jeeves and Wooster today! It was all a lie! Actually a typo when I set the date! But you will get Jeeves and Wooster in January.
As penance for my clumsy formatting, I offer you this:
This, in case you are wondering, is a clip from dolphin documentary narrated by David Tennant. But wait! There’s more! The filmmakers study the dolphins by means of a hidden camera in a robot turtle! I swear this is a thing! And in the full documentary, dolphins are observed getting stoned by sniffing puffer fish! But kids, JUST SAY NO!
This is so much weirder than anything I could ever, ever make up.